From the Email Bag

March 08, 2005

Dear Dead Guy:

I wanted to thank you for all you've done for me over the past year. Being diagnosed with a terminal illness wasn't easy. If not for your constant calls and visits, your warm and soothing manner, and your wacky sense of humor, I don't know what I would have done.

By the way, the herbal preparations you made for me were incredibly effective. My illness is in complete remission! They taste pretty good, too.

Yours truly,

Mary Ann T.
Anchorage, Alaska